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Money HumourON THE LIGHTER SIDE:

At our wedding we looked like a new house. She was freshly painted and I was plastered.
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What’s the best way to kill a houseplant? Hang it.
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My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can.

I WISH I THOUGHT OF THAT!

The best time to buy a home is always five years ago.  Ray Brown

A LITTLE LOGIC OR IS IT WISDOM?

Owning a home is a keystone of wealth… both financial affluence and emotional security.
Suze Orman

WHO NEEDS AN EXCUSE?

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Phyllis Diller

A PROBLEM SOLVER:

Simply by not owning three medium-sized castles in Tuscany I have saved enough money in the last forty years on insurance premiums alone to buy a medium-sized castle in Tuscany.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

 

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?

Every day, families in the United States face the stark choice between a roof over their heads and food on the table. Buying health insurance, owning a home, and saving up for college are just too far out of their reach.
Chris Van Hollen